I can’t satisfy the standard of, uh, hard proof demanded by some here in the more recent pervy sex scandal—I mean, I don’t have any photos at hand showing the two ... grinding, but like the other pervy sexual shenanigans going on now, one thing I have learned in my six decades is: if it is feathered and waddles like a duck and quacks like a duck—it could very well be a duck.
... and has a Bill like a duck...
See what I did right there?