Hey Brits, we kicked your @sses once...don’t make us come over there.
Twice, actually.
We beat them once, fought them to a settlement once and saved their butts twice.
They hate admitting they needed us, so some of them accuse us of getting to the fight late and hogging the glory.
I suggested to one such Brit that the next time they get in trouble, we might stay home.
He had nothing to say after that.