Posted on 06/01/2015 5:55:58 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
I happen to be a confirmed bachelor myself, and despite the slurs on this thread I really don't need a boyfriend, thanks. Anyone who wishes to debate the matter is free to do so. Bring your lunch, you perverts.
Linda Graham? President? Laughable! She could co-hebetate with Billy for a ‘spouse’...
Does Clinton count as a single president? After all, isn’t Hillary into women more than men?
Thomas Jefferson was a widower. He could legally marry his second wife because she was black.
I think he may have a voting block, LGTG.
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I get it
Graham is about as serious a candidate as Pat Paulson. He just hasn’t run as many tines yet.
But Pat Paulson will get more votes than Linda.
This creep has zero chance of being nominated - wonder why it’s running?
I refuse to stoop so low as to suggest that he’s a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper, a brown-wind-loving pole pushing vacuum-lipped anal warrior, a carrot-swallowing poodle owning skipping little hotdog-eater, a chalk-licking lavender sniffing cheeky merrymonkey pole-vaulter, a cigar smoking giggling little donut-puncher, a Crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy, a feminine-acting, stick-twiddling parade-marching ball-juggler, a gerbil-feeding flower sniffing rainbow-squatting bottoms-up boy, a giggling little donut-puncher, a glitter-loving tail-tickling Cleveland Steamer pooftah, a ham-slamming organ grinder, a latte-swilling, boy-texting pump-a-loaf bread-boffer, a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey , a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge, a merrily-hopping NPR-listening musical-favoring chin-trauma patient, a merry delicate lightly-prancing dress-favoring protein-burper, a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, or a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar
I just ain’t gonna’ do it. And I won’t vote for her either.
You're forgetting the Current Occupant.
Why doesn’t she run on the Demorat ticket with Bernie Sanders. She’s damn near everything that Sanders it.
LOL...Right on!
Would you vote for the SC State pickle chugging champion (twelve years in a row)?
I didn’t think so but I had to ask.
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Doesn’t Linda know Hitlery is the female candidate?
Nor would I vote for a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagellator, a quiche-slurping, glitter-coated nimble-dancer, a rose-sprinkling, first-chair rusty-trombone pole-vaulter, a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess, a sibilant-s-pronouncing girl-drink-swilling fruity little balltender, a silent-screaming bed-bouncing pump-wearing butt pilot, a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter, a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter, a soap-dropping, spanks-wearing, cabana-boy-loving, turd burglaring rug bumper.
I just wouldn't
“Bachelor” is so polite.
that’s what my grandma called them back in the 1950s.
Of course they would vote for a bachelor . They will never vote for an amnestry loving — “kill more of us in Iraq” FREAK!!
He could be his own first lady. Could save a lot of taxpayer money that way.
Tto be read to my husband. Those are funny names. But what exactly does “ Cleveland Steamer pooftah” mean?
This was also asked about last March on FR.
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