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To: 2ndDivisionVet
it doesn't understand women

It seem to remember a certain psychologist expressing the same frustration:

The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman want?"

4 posted on 03/09/2014 7:49:57 PM PDT by vbmoneyspender
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A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

The genie said, “OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!”

The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, “I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I’m scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?”

The genie laughed and said, “That’s impossible!!!

Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete — how much steel!! No, think of another wish.”

The man said, “OK, I’ll try to think of a really good wish.”

Finally, he said, “I’ve been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don’t care and that I’m insensitive.

So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, what do women want?

The genie said, “Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?”


14 posted on 03/09/2014 7:59:21 PM PDT by ansel12 (Libertarianism offers the transitory concepts and dialogue to move from conservatism, to liberalism.)
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To: vbmoneyspender
...which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman want?"

I'll tell you what we want. We want people to be able to read our minds even when we can't!

We also want more shoes.

19 posted on 03/09/2014 8:02:53 PM PDT by Finny (Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
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To: vbmoneyspender
"What does a woman want?"

My sister-in-law answered that question trenchantly:

"To run everything -- and shoes."

64 posted on 03/09/2014 10:32:01 PM PDT by Bernard Marx
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