What in the blazes is a crystal pepsi conservative?
For that matter, what is crystal pepsi?
If it isn’t something for smaller government and less control of the lives of citizens, then it isn’t a conservative and belongs with the socialists, communists, progressives, liberals and democrats.
Crystal Pepsi conservativism says that you can have all the abortion, gay marriage, and amnesty that you want and still be considered to be a conservative.