[Happy Rain]

For a while back it looked like his buggery caused AIDS was about to get him—he was looking really bad— but lately he has been doing better so I suspect his high ranking FN “keeper” is responsible for his apparent, and probably very expensive and effective medical therapy.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Shep makes well north of $10 million dollars a year, plus a Cadillac benefit package. The only people at FNC who make more are Sean Hannity and Ted Baxter. He can afford his own medications.