Personally I like the original batter.
How big a slut do you have to be before you bring your brother to a nude photo shoot? Eeeewwwww.
For some reason this thread reminds me of a girl I knew in high school. She was pretty and had an unusually well developed rear. She really wasn't flat chested but I guess we all must have been concentrating on her best feature because a lot of guys called her "no boobs Babs".