Stark Trek Moved to New Server - To break the logjamb

The NEW Stark Trek ^ | 3-30-03 | sonofatpatcher2

[sonofatpatcher2]

Stark Trek

Only Slightly Warped Star Trek Humor

Moved to New Server

To break the logjamb at the OLD http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/878392/posts for the Stark Trek thread since the Yahoo Geocities server is constantly stopping Freepers from getting into the site, I have placed everything on a new server.

Here is a link to the new Stark Trek.

It is now 7 pages long and I will be working on additional pages.

[sonofatpatcher2]

Here is a sample of the new ones:

"You dumb, dead Vulcan son-of-a-bitch,

I told you to not pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger."

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"Scotty, hold up. Just hold up!"

"We have enough Tribbles on the grill for second helpings."

And here are a few from the old site:

"Damnit, Spock!"
"You could have told me we were out of toilet paper before I squatted down beside you!"

"Vulcans do not use toilet paper."

"Well, what in blue blazes do you use?"

"The Vulcan Rectum Pinch."

"The Vulcan Rectum Pinch?"

"Yes, Doctor, it is logical- And quiet fascinating."

"Just wait until I feed you some bourbon and beans. Then we'll see how that Vulcan Rectum Pinch works then!"

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"No, this is not pon farr."
"It is pon flush. Every seven years Vulcan must clean their toilets."

Now, I keep waiting for someone to finish the "Kirk, a Ferengi and 3 French sailors go into a bar..." joke.

[sonofatpatcher2]

"Sure, Data, I'm all dressed for Halloween."

"I'm going as Ed Norton, Ralphie Boy!"

[Illbay]

JIM ROBINSON: Way Too Many Vanities

[sonofatpatcher2]

Re: JIM ROBINSON: Way Too Many Vanities

Nobody is puting a gun to your head to read them.

Why don't you calm down and and leave your Thread Police Uniform off for a year or two?

[Illbay]

Take it up with Jim Robinson.

[sonofatpatcher2]

I don't know what they have in your neck of the woods, but here in Texas we have a thing called Freedom of Speech. Have you hear of it?

Or are you still ticked off at me because a few days ago I did not subscribe to your view of women serving in the American Armed Services?

[Illbay]

Texas isn't FreeRepublic.com

[sonofatpatcher2]

This was not posted in the News Section, it is under Humor and Announcement, the proper place, as per Jim's post, for vanities. And some 90 Freepers have availed themselves of the off-site webpage this morning. None have posted or mail me to complain. So unless you are going to re-write Jim's post as the Catch-All and End-All Grand Muffti of Free Republic, bugger off!

[sonofatpatcher2]

"Just one more 'Are we there yet?'

"and I'm going medieval on your A$$!"

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Well, I'm getting sleepy. Pulled an all nighter and the walls are begining to dance- The flowers are quiet in step, you know.

Happy Trails Campers. Say Good Night, Gracie.

Good night, Gracie...

Live Long & Prosper: buy defense stocks!

[sonofatpatcher2]

"That better be a phaser in you pocket."

"Or I'm turning around and break something off you!"

What would a Star Trek site be without a visit from Seven of Nine?

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"Captain, Geraldo is still reporting on FOX."
"Well Chekvo, we always knew CNN, CBS and NBC were full of crap."

[sonofatpatcher2]

Time for beddy-bye, campers.

Happy Trails, Say Good Night, Gracie.

'Cuse my beer breath, but Good Night, Gracie

[sonofatpatcher2]

"I see dead people, Jim."
"Crap, Spock! That's Bones' line!"

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Morning, campers!

To me, that is. Hope you all have a great day!

[FoxGirl]

I'm not sure that I belong on this ping list, for I've never seen an episode of Star Trek. ???

[sonofatpatcher2]

Re: I'm not sure that I belong on this ping list, for I've never seen an episode of Star Trek. ???

Sorry, my dear. My mistake, got too cute with cut n paste. Will not happen again.

[FoxGirl]

No problem :-)

[sonofatpatcher2]

Re: My favorite ...

Hey Ag, you know those Freepers, They will let their opinions be know any time, any where!

And it helps that they have an audience any time, any where!

[sonofatpatcher2]

"What a smuck!"

"Yes, Doctor, it was logical that he died of syphilis."

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Re: "Hey, Jim Boy? Do you know how Saddam likes his leg of lamb?"

"No, Bones, how does Saddam like his leg of lamb?"

"One each around his ears!"

Bada Bang! Bada Bing!

Thanks, trussel, but the show must go on!

"Hey, Jim Boy? Did you know Saddam was a Frat boy in college?"

"No, Bones, I didn't."

"Yeah, he pledged Faruk A Yew!"

Bada Bang! Bada Bing!