Oh my, you missed a good one. His FR debut late one dark and stormy night was a hoot. To start with, his screen name originally was 'Merchan Seaman', seems he was a bit hasty to post his cantankerous story. Something about suing President Bush & half of DC over a 2nd amendment issue that got him kicked off his ship in a faraway land. Numerous typos and other errors in his lawsuit, made Larry?! Klayman look like a pro in comparison.
So I actually kinda felt sorry for the poor fellow, there probably was a legitimate gripe buried in there somewhere, but his continued hobbling around with the misspelled name was reminiscent of Monty Python's wounded knight fight scene from the 'Holy Grail' I expected at any minute for him to post that "Its merely a flesh wound", and "I'll bite your kneecaps off".
Judge for theeself: The Debut of Merchan Seaman