There was no disrespect intended to PPTFNR, just a feeble attempt at humor. I actually admire the imaginitive thought you put into your post.
As I am an ex-USN gunner's mate, like 68-69TonkinGulf yatchclub, I am a regular visitor to the canteen.
Thanks for the Machivelli and Art of war links from your profile page.
You're so polite...As was pointed out graciously to me by a vet...Patriots usually ARE polite...Because they are gratefull to live in the greatest Nation that has ever existed on this earth despite her imperfections...Let's brainstorm and fix them in our lifetimes so our Children don't HAVE to move to Mars to have Freedom and Prosperity, in Their Time...right here in the Blessed US of A...LONG MAY SHE RRROCK!!!!