You call that a pun??!!??!
Actually....if I could be remembered for anything...it would be for having Alec Baldwin forced to pay my debts.
If I knew that would be the case...I'd fill out every credit card application that comes in the mail next month....make that..... next week.....I'm not that cruel!!!
Wait a sec!!! I just did the math...if I have three months to live, and respond to just one application every day...I could give the National Debt a run for it's money