LOL, coffee is not what she needs, a tranquilizer might work. She’s on my desk right now, glaring, which means I give her some crunchies or she bites.
“...I give her some crunchies or she bites.”
Get a squirt gun loaded with water. She comes at you, right between the eyes. Won’t hurt anything but her feelings and she gets over the bite thing after a while. Domestic cats hate to be wet.
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