Does anybody know how to fly a plane?
Rumack : Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur : I can’t tell.
Rumack : You can tell me. I’m a doctor.
Captain Oveur : No. I mean I’m just not sure.
Rumack : Well, can’t you take a guess?
Captain Oveur : Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack : You can’t take a guess for another two hours?
That’s when my drinking problem started….George Zipp