[VTenigma]

I’d stick my head in the oven.

[nickcarraway]

I’d probably jump off a bridge, but I’m an outdoorsy-type person.

[FreedomPoster]

One is reminded of a purported exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill:

Lady Astor: “If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea.”

Churchill: “Madam, if you were my wife, I’d drink it!”