What Car Is Driven Exclusively By Idiots?

Jalopnik ^ | 3/14 | Andy Kalmowitz

[Noumenon]

Electrics by Lucas, the Prince of Darkness.

[38special]

Anybody driving a Korean automobile, KIA or Hyundai. Just why?

[Blue Collar Christian]

And Subarus are made for the pricks who cannot afford BMWs.

[AbnSarge]

Wait a minute -
Stickers?
I have the
- Combat Infantry Badge
- Master Parachutist Badge
- Pathfinder Badger
- “IRQ-I Served”
- Daughter’s Irish Dance School
- Celtic Cross

More than three

[Noumenon]

Hey! I drive an 05 Yukon Denali and I do own the road.

[Robert DeLong]

Back in the day it was:

Followed by the Pontiac Aztec:

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I am sure you are fine.

:Picks up the dog and backs away carefully:

It's fine.

:Bright smile:

Everything is fine.

:darts inside. deadbolt goes click:

[Organic Panic]

Another vote for Prius.

I have family near San Fagsicko, Parents near Portland and I have to go to Seattle occasionally. Every damn time traffic slows down in the fast lane or HOV lane there is a Prius going 50 driven by some short hairs 60 year old plus librarian looking woman. Even when I am driving slow in my RV a Prius is always going slower.

Second are the jerks who tune their huge diesel engines for “rolling coal” and blast a huge plume of diesel smoke to annoy people. A jerk did that this morning. He stopped traffic at an underpass then revved the engine to smoke everyone out. Looked like a stupid high school kid.

[Noumenon]

I have two stickers on the back window of my Yukon. One is a small Life Flight sticker and the other is a small oval sticker that says “Armed infidel” in English and Arabic. I’m pretty much left the hell alone.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Two is fine. Three is borderline.

[wgmalabama]

Those stickers tell you a lot. First they are stupid, second they don’t understand Islam, last is there is some miserable dude how has an idiot wife.

[Getready]

Like it.
..

[Getready]

Ever notice how closely the Aztec resembles the original Prius?

[Getready]

Toyota Echo.

[Clay Moore]

I actually looked for a few years trying to find a Yugo to build a drag car out of. My neighbor built tube frame chassis and said he would lay one out for me. Stretch the wheelbase about 24” and drop a big block chevy in the front...

[catnipman]

“PT Cruisers”

yeah, i vote for PT Cruisers, too ... they look like StupidMobiles to me, and i could never fathom the psychology of anyone who would buy one ...

[Retain Mike]

Great post. I loved the comments.

[rlmorel]

I find the hate for the Subaru interesting. I think it says something about the people who criticize it. I purchased my first Subaru Forester in 1995, and haven’t owned any other car since.

Yes...I have to drive in all weather due to my job, I don’t have the luxury of skipping work because people depend on me, and I don’t get to wait until the roads are plowed.

Worst piece of crap car I ever owned was a Ford. Never ever will buy another one again. Ever.

[rlmorel]

And conservatives drive them too, because they are competent vehicles. I drove mine like this for a year:

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

Similar joke:

Difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

With a Hoover, the dirtbag is on the inside.