Posted on 03/14/2024 4:18:00 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Some cars just attract a certain type of buyer, don't they?
A few weeks ago we talked about cars that looked dumb, but that doesn’t necessarily mean their owners are dummies themselves. That got me thinking: What cars are only driven by idiots? What cars are driven by the sort of people who can only breathe with their mouths wide open and their knuckles dragging on the ground?
It’s a question that has kept me up at night since I came up with it yesterday, and now I want to know what you think. Whether that’s a wise idea or not is yet to be seen. I guess it depends on what you all say (if someone says BMW Z4 I will cry and then block you from ever commenting on this website again).
Anyway, to me a classic example of cars that idiots exclusively drive is the Infiniti G35 and G37 in coupe and sedan versions. Honestly, anything that came with a VQ engine in the early 2000s probably fits this list. They’re owned by the type of people who say they’re still looking into the science about Covid-19 and they cannot wait to vote for Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
Other great examples of this type of car are the E90 BMW 3-Series and the (obvious) Tesla Cybertruck. Really, any other big electric pickup truck will fit into this category.
OK, I don’t want to take too many ideas away from you all, so why don’t you head down below and let us know what car is exclusively driven by idiots?
Volvo. Colin Powell worked on them for his hobby. Nothing else need be said.
Electric car.
Don’t agree on Prius, as it doesn’t meet my standard.
My answer: Any car WITHOUT a gasoline (or diesel) filling port.
Environmental Car
Hands down: Subarus
Subaru!
Clown car
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Any car with a “Coexist” bumper sticker. Of course I like them, because those bumper stickers always let me know who the leftists are.
Don’t lots of lesbians drive those?
For me, it’s the BMW just a certain type of personality my friend owns a car body shop and won’t work on them
I’ve had like 5 Subarus, but my sister and her husband owned a dealership at the time.
Subaru is the choice of Lesbians ?
Bingo. They’re the ones still wearing masks too.
Any one of those dorky “Smart” cars.
Remember the smart car
Honda Civic, per hubby
I vouch I got this car as a rental in Miami and it was the crappiest car for 2 people weighing over 230 each plus luggage to drive in. It was a company procured rental contract. It was upsetting from a safety standpoint that we were passed constantly by the rest of the Indy 500 racers on the dolphin expressway and 95. And if anyone has any pull please put better signs around the airport as I had to circle twice around that place trying to return the Prius to Sixt rental car. Btw the trip was fun even if the car sucked
It apparently has something to do with floor vents aimed to keep hairy toes in Birkenstocks warm.
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