Ikr? my toaster burned my toast this morning. TRUMPS fault. couldn’t start the lawnmower today. TRUMPS fault. late for a meeting last night. TRUMPS fault. every time I turn around, no matter what I do...TRUMP is screwing up my life! and that’s why I am voting for President Donald J Trump. this is a test and only a test. if this had been an actual emergency....Oh Wait! if we all don’t vote for President Donald J Trump, American life will become one BIG emergency. count on it.
Trump is stalking me too! Every time I look at an EV he stabs me in the leg with a hat pin! I lose a train of thought like jobiden and I get the hatpin in the leg again. I mispronounce someone’s name and it’s the hatpin in the leg.