Amy Schumer says ‘puffier' face criticism helped lead to a new life-changing diagnosis

NBC Miami ^ | Brendan Brightman

[Gaffer]

An unfunny, disgusting skank who stood for everything cryde abd
leftist and now has a ‘baby....’ oooohhh...mother and all that. She was holding in the fat before the baby and after she had it the sh!t just blew up. Seen it a dozen times....

[from occupied ga]

Who cares what happens to her? Anyone?

[Magic Fingers]

“Amy Schumer... Comedy so funny everyone forgets to laugh.”

In the tradition of Wanda Sikes and George Lopez.

[Rummyfan]

...and now has a ‘baby....’

I wonder who the father is?!

[Magic Fingers]

“Ok, I stand corrected! I can’t even imagine going for 2 hours in one of those!”

I can’t stand 2 minutes. Thank heavens there are open/stand up MRIs in my area.

[Gaffer]

Some ‘chef’ named Chris Fisher who is autistic. They deserve each other.

[FamiliarFace]

I’ve heard of those. I’ve never been in one.

[Myrddin]

The "tech" took three attempts to plant the IV for the contrast. That was the worst part. It was 45 minutes in the tube. I learned after the procedure ended that the machine has sensors to try to time breathing. The techs failed to mention that. They got a "live" demo of apnea and hypopnea. I just snoozed through the noise, but my breathing was sometimes too shallow for the detectors. Hopefully that didn't negatively impact the data collection. The helium pump had a very constant thump, thump, thump from the ceiling. Lots of "take a deep breath, exhale, take a deep breath and hold" followed by lots of pulsing noises of various frequencies. One of the samples was reaching my limit of oxygen (I'm stage 3 iron deficiency anemia). All done now. The IV sites bled like a stuck pig.

Topped off with a nice pint of Wallace Irish Light Red Ale and a gluten free "Good Ol' Boy" pizza at McKenzie River Pizza.