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We Asked 11 Famous Politicians What Their Favorite Bible Verse Was, And Here's What They Said
Babylon Bee ^ | February 29, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 03/01/2024 12:38:36 PM PST by Twotone

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13. Christ Christie — When King Jeho So Fat becomes king in 1 Kings 15:24


21 posted on 03/01/2024 12:51:50 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Twotone

Classic Bee.


22 posted on 03/01/2024 12:52:02 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Eccl 10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left )
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To: Jamestown1630

Too late 🙂


23 posted on 03/01/2024 12:52:41 PM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: Twotone

The Babylon Bee is what the soy boys at the onion wish they had the guts to aspire to be.


24 posted on 03/01/2024 12:52:42 PM PST by Captainpaintball (America needs a Conservative DICTATOR if it hopes to survive. )
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To: epluribus_2

Don’t those three claim to be Catholics?


25 posted on 03/01/2024 12:52:54 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Twotone

Sheer genius!


26 posted on 03/01/2024 12:53:14 PM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America.)
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4. Lauren Boebert: "Dance like nobody's watching (it's in the Bible somewhere, I think in the back near the maps)."

Sermon on the Mount - right there next to "blessed are the cheese-makers."

27 posted on 03/01/2024 12:54:02 PM PST by PGR88
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To: OwenKellogg

“I’ve heard it in church many times”

I guess that makes up for me never hearing it said that way 🤣


28 posted on 03/01/2024 12:54:03 PM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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14. Joe Biden — That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. Genesis 19:33


29 posted on 03/01/2024 12:54:42 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Twotone

Not bad.


30 posted on 03/01/2024 12:55:10 PM PST by plain talk
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To: V_TWIN
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...


31 posted on 03/01/2024 12:55:48 PM PST by Sirius Lee (Tonight on The Bickersons... )
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To: Twotone

Good. For some, their least favorite verse(s) will be Matthew 7:22-23.....or....Job 12:23.


32 posted on 03/01/2024 12:56:06 PM PST by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
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Maybe so, but last time I checked, Trump ain’t from other parts of the world. Lol!

TRUMP'S family came from SCOTLAND. It probably was how his grandmother said it.

33 posted on 03/01/2024 12:57:04 PM PST by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose GOD is the LORD. (Psalm 33:12))
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To: Tell It Right

Pete Buttigieg

Matthew 7:16, “By their fruits you shall know them.”


34 posted on 03/01/2024 12:57:10 PM PST by Fai Mao (Starve the Beast and steal its food.)
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15. Ron DeSantis - Zacchaeus was a wee little man — Luke 19:3


35 posted on 03/01/2024 12:59:07 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Fai Mao

Good one!


36 posted on 03/01/2024 12:59:28 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Jamestown1630

Okay. Humor.


37 posted on 03/01/2024 1:01:53 PM PST by SkyDancer (~A Bizjet Is Nothing But An Executive Mailing Tube ~)
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Chris Christie - “All the fat is the LORD’s” (Leviticus 3:16)


38 posted on 03/01/2024 1:03:23 PM PST by Campion (Everything is a grace, everything is the direct effect of our Father's love - Little Flower)
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To: Twotone

16. Kamala Harris — Galatians 5:21 says druggies should be put in jail in California cuz it’s modern day drunkenness. But I’m sure God is okay with the other Galatians 5:19-21 sins are good like orgies and hatred and stuff. Peace rocks.


39 posted on 03/01/2024 1:04:44 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Campion

Love it!


40 posted on 03/01/2024 1:05:15 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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