I was power skimming headlines and ran through:
“Scientists grew a pair of testicles in a lab — and they offer new hope for male infertility”
“Biden’s USDA uses taxpayer funds to research garbage-fed crickets as ‘sustainable protein source’”
My small monkey brain mashed those together as:
“Scientists grew a pair of testicles in a lab as ‘sustainable protein source’”
The most odd thing was I wasn’t terribly surprised or incredulous.
Sheep relieved.