[Billthedrill]

OMG - my toothbrush, my terlit, my toaster oven, and my refrigerator are all out to get me. I knew I could hear them muttering late at night...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

It is not your imagination. They are conspiring against you.

Never let them know you have any extra cash. They will immediately develop an expensive problem that will take all your extra plus a bit.

[epluribus_2]

“They wanna know what you think, wanna know what you do...”

[BenLurkin]

“Alexa, play Bruno Mars, please.”

“No.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3mmF-JGk_o
Sci-Fi Short Film: “Singularity Stories Vol. I”