Many years ago a friend of mine went to a seedy part of town looking for “companionship”. He found an attractive lady, and she got into his car.
Just then, a police officer showed up. The cop tapped on my friend’s car window with his nightstick. My friend rolled the window down.
Police Officer: “Get out of the car, James.”
My friend: “My name is not James.”
Police Officer: “I’m not talking to you. I’m talking to him.”
LOL!
I’d have said, “Thank you officer, I’d like to make a contribution to the policemens retirement fund”.