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'Ugh I Can't Believe Men Are Looking At Me At The Gym,' Says Woman Who Went To The Gym Specifically So Men Would Look At Her
The Babylon Bee ^
| January 19, 2024
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 01/20/2024 10:08:20 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Satirical headline is actually reality
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posted on
01/20/2024 10:09:36 AM PST
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, y bought, they sold ......)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
What girls say:
Ugh. All the boys are looking at me.
Or….
Ugh. No boys are looking at me.
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posted on
01/20/2024 10:11:03 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Is the Bee. But before I built a gym in the carriage house this was absolutely true. ( proud pervert who likes to look)
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posted on
01/20/2024 10:12:27 AM PST
by
Sirius Lee
(Next week on The Bickersons... )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Too funny...of course women divide men into two categories...
Hot
Creepy.
If you are “hot” you can look all you like. If you are “creepy” that is harassment and stalking.
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posted on
01/20/2024 10:14:38 AM PST
by
cgbg
("Our democracy" = Their Kleptocracy)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Just not the
right looking at her.
If Chad Sixpack looks at her, she loves it.
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posted on
01/20/2024 10:14:57 AM PST
by
Steely Tom
([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
She's a textbook example of Schrödinger's Feminist; both empowered and a victim. She'll play whichever role benefits for her in a situation.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I know this is the Bee, but:
1. Watch what they do, not what they say.
2. She’ll make rules for betas, and break rules for alphas.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
thought this was a legit piece about e gene carroll
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posted on
01/20/2024 10:17:13 AM PST
by
thinden
(buckle up ....)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"Ugh! I wore my skimpiest workout outfit, put my hair in a high ponytail, and spent the entire time lifting weights right where all the dudes work out, and a few of them, you know, glanced in my direction!" Thompson lamented. "I mean, can't a girl in skin-tight yoga pants and a pretty much non-existent top work out in peace without guys noticing she's practically naked?"
After her workout she went out out drinking in a bar wearing a same similar skimpy outfit till 2:00 in the morning. As she stumbled home, she was unfortunately sexually assaulted.
She has no idea how that could have happened.
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posted on
01/20/2024 10:17:57 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
To: Responsibility2nd
It's really: "Ugh, The wrong boys are looking at me." :)
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posted on
01/20/2024 10:18:49 AM PST
by
Mr. Jeeves
([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Swedish Women: “We invite all these people from Middle Eastern rape cultures to live here but instead of appreciating our hospitality, they rape us.”
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posted on
01/20/2024 10:23:11 AM PST
by
BobL
(Trump gets my vote, even if I have to write him in; Millions of others will do the same)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Bee gets headline wrong (a rare event)
Girls want men THEY find desirable to look at them, but feel “visually raped” if undesirable men dare to stare.
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posted on
01/20/2024 10:23:56 AM PST
by
SauronOfMordor
(Either you will rule. Or you will be ruled. There is no other choice.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Why not go to an all women’s gym? They had those for this very reason.
Then again, this was before trans women were the thing.
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posted on
01/20/2024 10:27:28 AM PST
by
dhs12345
To: dhs12345
Young men with thick shoulder-length hair should dye it silver. Watch how the older broads react. They’ll change it back within 2 days.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
01/20/2024 10:32:12 AM PST
by
dhs12345
To: Steely Tom
Not a fan of Saturday Night Live but they got this one right:
'Sexual Harassment and You'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxuUkYiaUc8
"You can have sex with women at work without losing your job by following a few simple rules."
-Be handsome
-Be attractive
-Don't be unattractive
To: dhs12345
Go to a women’s gym. Then the lesbos will stare at her.
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posted on
01/20/2024 10:34:42 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: BobL
She doesn’t understand that they didn’t come for hospitality. They came to rape white blonde women. They love it when a plan comes together.
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posted on
01/20/2024 10:35:04 AM PST
by
MayflowerMadam
("A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste of death but once.")
To: dfwgator
Good point. Especially in the shower or locker room. Yuck!
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posted on
01/20/2024 10:37:02 AM PST
by
dhs12345
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