[Lazamataz]

Qor’ok, vIghro’, qet jagh ‘oH.

Qor’ok’e’ vav, bat’leth vIqaw’pu’—Hurgh yIja’.

Qor’ok, chenmoHwI’ Qorwagh, Kot’baval ngeH.

Qor’ok chu’wI’, QughHurgh, Qatlh wej wa’.

Kot’baval Suq ruch, jenHurgh batlhaw’ ‘ej loS vItlhutlh.

Qor’ok, Heghlu’meH QaQ jaj chu’ ‘e’ DaH jImej.

Qor’ok ‘ej bopHa’ ‘ach vaQ, ngIq chom vInob ‘oH.

Qor’ok, Hurgh, “tach HoS Qor’ok; ‘ej HoDvaD tach nIS.”

Hurgh, jenHurgh yIHoHvaD, qIvon Qor’ok’e’ chIm, chenmoHwI’ je.

Qor’ok’ vIghro’ Dapar, yInSuq, bat’leth yIchop.

Qor’ok, yaS, bat’leth jupma’ je vItlhutlh yIqaw’pu’.

Qor’ok’ vInob; yInSuq je ‘ej wejwI’ wej Qatlh.

‘ej qaStaHvIS, Qor’ok wIngeH, Doch vItlhutlh.

Qapla’!

(written in the original Klingon)

[Flatus I. Maximus]

I yield. Truly, yours is the superior geekiness.