I call SETI the search for extraterrestrial idiots.
Only humans would be dumb enough to reveal their location so alien races could attack at will.
“Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would’ve hidden from it in terror.”
- Ming the Merciless