Despite the great sacrifice it's the least I can do for our nation.
Posted on 12/20/2023 8:22:42 AM PST by Lazamataz
I've noticed a flurry of "TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER" articles and reports in the press lately.
I'm a helpful fellow, so I thought I'd write an article for them. They may use it in their entirity.
Trump is more of a threat to America than Isis, Jihadists, nuclear war, and deforestation. Trump is more of a threat to America than universal rape, concentration camps, plagues, and pestilance. Trump is more of a threat to America than space alien invasions, Noah-like floods, swarms of locusts, and bad hair-dye jobs. Trump is more of a threat to America than global warming, infanticide, glacial formation, the sinking of the Titanic, the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, and fire ants. Trump is more of a threat to America than late mail, lack of adequate punctuation, the heartbreak of psoriasis, and feminine itching. Trump is more of a threat to America than fixed greyhound races, the metric system, errors in longitudinal measurements, and smaller portions. Trump is more of a threat to America than angry wives, Speedos on fat people, mismatched socks, and mold on cucumbers. Trump is more of a threat to America than the Zombie Apocalypse, interstellar planetary collisions, muteness in albinos, and killer bees. Trump is more of a threat to America than gingivitis, off-key chorus singing, air inversions, and incremental floods. Trump is more of a threat to America than fans that quit, entropy, soap shards in the shower, and fat girls. Trump is more of a threat to America than cold oatmeal, excessive blogging, sweat stains, and misfires in 9mm ammunition. Trump is more of a threat to America than cabinet doors that do not line up, cracks in the sidewalk, the scourge of heroin, and every plane crash since 1972. Trump is more of a threat to America than John McCain, senility, traitorism, and infiltration by the left (but I repeat myself). Trump is more of a threat to America than low toner, high transmission rates, delivery service price increases, and gaudy shirts. Trump is more of a threat to America than splinters, earth tremors, Gamma ray emission by the element Lawrencium, and the lack of hobbits in real life. Trump is more of a threat to America than Facebook monitoring, trigger happy SWAT teams, pencil-neck geeks, and the Yellowstone Caldera. Trump is more of a threat to America than Russia, France, Sweden, and Zambia. Trump is more of a threat to America than carbon buildup, broken bungee cords, bad lap dances, and a lack of friendly greetings in cities. Trump is more of a threat to America than paper cuts, whirlpools, thunder, and machine disconnects. Trump is more of a threat to America than honey badgers, rigidity, painful exercise, and linear contraction. Trump is more of a threat to America than Nancy Pelosi, botox overdoses, pure insanity, and Alzheimers (but I repeat myself). Trump is more of a threat to America than regression analysis, micro-stamping, failed unions, and misaligned microwave towers. Trump is more of a threat to America than blurry lenses, spider bites, stains, and legless crocodiles. Trump is more of a threat to America than missing keyboard keys, unexpected phone calls, broken pottery, and squeaking doors. Trump is more of a threat to America than warning labels on appliances, erectile dysfunction, waterspouts, and potholes. Trump is more of a threat to America than canker sores, narcissistic Presidents, leaking toilets, and crack addiction. Trump is more of a threat to America than corroded pennies, locomotive derailments, internet trolls, and wardrobe failures. Trump is more of a threat to America than ADHD in the clergy, Blue Screens of Death on personal computers, the French Revolution of 1789, and thorns. Trump is more of a threat to America than bad Muppet shows, holes in circus nets, the NFL going all-queer, all-the-time, and Sandra Fluke's birth-control deficit. Trump is more of a threat to America than Israel's problems with Syria, excessive salt in the Pacific Ocean, the disappearance of Malaysian Air flight 370, and infomercials. Trump is more of a threat to America than low-calorie diet soda, smudges on the Xerox, dry technical text, and animal abuse. Trump is more of a threat to America than glass shards, bad pudding, hair cancer, and sun-dried dead worms. Trump is more of a threat to America than porcelin stains, droughts, turbulence above 10000 feet, and power brown-outs. Trump is more of a threat to America than low scores on Angry Birds, weak tea, Michael Jackson's early demise, and Micheal Jackson. Trump is more of a threat to America than bad combovers, Chris Matthews, alcoholism, and spittle (but I repeat myself). Trump is more of a threat to America than the Koch Brothers, micturition syncope, solar eclipses, and dead lithium batteries. Trump is more of a threat to America than Quiznos spongmonkeys, badly behaved Colonels, Boris Badenov, and the shipwreck of the Minnow. Trump is more of a threat to America than failed sitcoms, knots you cannot get undone, overly-rare hamburgers at restaurants, and Miley Cyrus. Trump is more of a threat to America than squeaking hinges, malformed carrots, bent coathangers, and slippery decks. Trump is more of a threat to America than the 2014 Midterms, tarnished silver, wobbling fans, and tangled power cables. Trump is more of a threat to America than off-hook phones, shattered ceramics, dull scissors, and dogeared books.
You’re on a tear this morning.
Well, the Enemedia started it with the whole “TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER” bushlips.
But, I guess, that was the idea. Wasn't it?
A good start. LOL
They may use it in its entirety.
The cognitive dissonance is amazing.
What Trump actually did was negotiate better trade deals, secure the border, and foster a strong economy.
Great job.
Trump is a threat to their mooching off others.
Did you mail off your ballot yet?
No.
Trump and his Republicans will end your government handouts: Section 8, SNAP, Medicaid and refundable tax credits!
They didn’t when they had an opportunity for two whole years to do so fairly recently. You’re just trying to scare me into voting for Joe Biden.
Can you take a chance? I’ll wait while you get your ballot and envelope. I have a good pen.
What would Hitler do???
He would intimidate, harass and unlawfully indict, his political opponent.
He would intimidate, harass, unlawfully indict and imprison his opponent’s followers.
He would try to ruin his opponent financially.
H would try to ruin reputations and careers of his opponents followers.
He would manipulate the electoral system so that on he, Hitler, and his people always win.
He would take control of the media.
He would take control of all levels of the education system.
Huuuum! What am I missing????
Whenever the lefties post the "literally Hitler" propaganda, just post the picture of Brandon doing his speech with that red lighting and the third reich decor and vibes.
Brandon keeps fantasizing about sending F15s against his political opponents.
Well done!
Does Laz have incredible focus or is it the Ritalin talking?
BKMRK.
Bad hair-dye jobs
The metric system
You’ve got me rolling here!
Bookmarking
Despite the great sacrifice it's the least I can do for our nation.
That about covers it!
LAZ, Trump is the Antigrist!( Sarc.)
I have never seen such a leftist freak show about a man who is a patriot and a good man. They know he will win and it has them frothing at the mouth , trying to pretend their way into a futile attempt at victory.
Its actually enjoyable watchig the left in America puke itself to death.
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