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God Here. Megan Rapinoe's Career-Ending Injury Is Proof That I'm Real.
WFB ^ | 13 Nov 2023 | God Almighty

Posted on 11/13/2023 8:04:38 PM PST by Rummyfan

Hey, folks. God here. I'm writing in response to recent comments from Megan Rapinoe, a human female best known for playing the so-called sport of soccer, or "Satan's Folly" as we call it up here.

Rapinoe invoked my name on Saturday after injuring her Achilles tendon in the opening minutes of the National Women's Soccer League Championship. It was the final game of her professional career.

"I'm not a religious person or anything and if there was a God, like, this is proof that there isn't," Rapinoe told the demonic cretins you call journalists during the post-game press conference. "This is f—ed up. It’s just f—ed up. Six minutes in and I eat my Achilles." LOL! I knew this would happen, obviously, but that doesn't make it any less hilarious. The last game of Rapinoe's career—the league championship, no less—and she injures herself immediately then has to watch her team lose from the sidelines. I'm still laughing about it.

Now, I know what you're thinking. Yes, I technically "created" Rapinoe and "love" her the same as all my "children," even the ones who deny my existence. Even the ones who worship Satan and play soccer, to the extent there is a difference.

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1 posted on 11/13/2023 8:04:38 PM PST by Rummyfan
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To: Rummyfan

LOL


2 posted on 11/13/2023 8:05:34 PM PST by nwrep
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To: Rummyfan

It’s all about Megan.


3 posted on 11/13/2023 8:08:03 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
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To: Rummyfan
IMG-6908
4 posted on 11/13/2023 8:09:33 PM PST by broken_clock (Go Trump! Still praying.)
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To: Rummyfan
Well, Megs, there really is a God, and there's also logic.
Unfortunately, you don't have much of either.
5 posted on 11/13/2023 8:13:44 PM PST by budj (Combat vet, second of three generations.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
(Megan Rapinoe)

Godless Reprobate. Will she turn back? If she's reprobate, the answer is no.

Acts 2:38, Megan.








6 posted on 11/13/2023 8:17:35 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Rummyfan

She still had a long and successful soccer career. God failed us in that respect, and she’s being very ungrateful for God giving her that career.


7 posted on 11/13/2023 8:20:24 PM PST by adorno
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To: Rummyfan

I could be wrong, but I don’t recall Rapinoe ever mentioning God in the past. To be honest, I didn’t follow soccer (women’s or men’s) all that much, so I could have missed it. Completely out of the blue, it seems.


8 posted on 11/13/2023 8:29:03 PM PST by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
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"I'm not a religious person or anything and if there was a God, like, this is proof that there isn't,"

Aristotle rolls his eyes.

9 posted on 11/13/2023 8:31:19 PM PST by TigersEye (Our Republic is under seige by globalist Marxists. Hold fast!)
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To: budj

God created her. Just like He creates every creature on the earth. She is just a fouled up creation by her own decisions.


10 posted on 11/13/2023 8:36:30 PM PST by Texas resident (Biden=Obama=Jarrett=Soros)
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To: Rummyfan

I thought the days of smiting were past, but maybe not...


11 posted on 11/13/2023 8:41:47 PM PST by bigbob
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To: budj

Well said.


12 posted on 11/13/2023 8:51:22 PM PST by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: Rummyfan

God loves you enough to allow you to really screw up your life before you turn to Him. He is always ready to listen to your confessions and forgive you.


13 posted on 11/13/2023 8:52:04 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants ( "It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled."- Mark Twain)
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To: Texas resident

That’s right.


14 posted on 11/13/2023 8:52:10 PM PST by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: adorno

I think she could be headed for conversion. I won’t be surprised if it happens.


15 posted on 11/13/2023 8:55:57 PM PST by SaxxonWoods (Successful People Have a Sense of Gratitude. Unsuccessful People Have a Sense of Entitlement)
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To: Rummyfan

Works for me.


16 posted on 11/13/2023 9:24:25 PM PST by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable. Even more so)
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To: Rummyfan

More than likely, she did not warm up and stretch properly and enough. Even people who stretch do not always remember the calf muscles. I knew a man that owned a physical therapy clinic. After teaching for years the IMPORTANCE of stretching before and after exercise, he played some racket ball without warming up and stretching. Tore his achilles so bad he needed surgery. He was on crutches for a while.

Over the decades, when people would ask or complain about the time I would take to stretch before tennis, bicycling, running, whatever, I would just smile, and keep stretching. When I reached 100 miles a day on the bike, it was all worth it. In the summertime, biking down the coast of Kalifornia is something special. There are 15(?) hours of daylight. Every morning during the trip, you have to be even more careful about preparation and stretching. But when you get that ‘second wind’ about 2 in the afternoon, it is wondrous.

One day, when I was taking a break at the top of a large rise, a tour bus stopped. The people who exited seemed a little bent, not able to immediately walk upright after sitting for hours. I looked over at my bike and was so glad to not be on that bus.


17 posted on 11/13/2023 9:58:54 PM PST by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try)
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To: Rummyfan

She will now have more time to trim and color her gorgeous locks and make the fellas swoon! You go “girl”?


18 posted on 11/13/2023 10:01:22 PM PST by alstewartfan ("She looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there like a lady with her legs crossed." Creepy Joe)
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I never understand, some women such as her, go out of their way to have a mannish appearance. It’like they prefer to reject cultural and social norms, for some reason. She’s female but she has to be smart enough to know she makes herself look like a man.

And we know that misgendering someone is a crime against humanity nowadays. ......

Sarcasm......


19 posted on 11/13/2023 10:08:36 PM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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It is bewildering to me why plain-looking female athletes try to look like guys. Martina understood that if she looked like Super Dyke, some fans would vanish.
Annika Sorenstam, on the other hand, dominated golf for a decade. She COULD have been a babe attracting a large audience, but she would wear a guy’s dress shirt and slacks, with a haircut butchier than Megan’s. And she is or was married to a guy! lol


20 posted on 11/13/2023 10:21:32 PM PST by alstewartfan ("She looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there like a lady with her legs crossed." Creepy Joe)
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