[midwest_hiker]

Let me get this straight. The left says you can’t eat a chicken but you can duck it.
Humph, I never knew.

[NorthMountain]

Don’t say “Fxxk a duck!!” around ol’ Pete.

[Songcraft]

"The left says you can’t eat a chicken but..."

You're right -- you'd think they would focus their perverted vegan attentions on plants, rather than animals.