Her name was "Lula"
She was a showgirl ...
Posted on 10/25/2023 10:00:39 AM PDT by BradtotheBone
STANDING over a shallow grave in a remote desert location an FBI agent takes a photo of a man's body.
The victim is covered in blood from the apparent bullet wound in the side of his head and has been stripped down to his boxer shorts with his hands tied in what appears to be a brutal execution.
But as the law enforcement agents finish their crime scene photos at the isolated site outside of Houston, Texas something extraordinary occurs.
The ‘corpse’ of Ramon Sosa slowly gets up and walks towards the officers having faked his own death to prevent being murdered.
And while this might sound like the plot to one of your favourite soaps for the dad-of-three it was his frightening reality.
Ramon is sharing his death-defying story with Fabulous as part of our new series My Life’s a Soap in which we talk to people whose lives could be plotlines in your favourite shows.
In this exclusive interview, the 54-year-old explains: “I had to fake my own death.
(Excerpt) Read more at the-sun.com ...
Well, that's just rude.
Don’t worry, your secrets safe with us…
Well, I’m faking my life- and i aint scared
I need to read this like I need hemorrhoids.
Her name was "Lula"
She was a showgirl ...
Likely a crime to fake this too. Everything is criminal these days.
I’d be mad too. She paid retail? I always pay wholesale!
There is a school of thought that suggests Ms. Lula would be better served by staying in jail where she would be safe.
Uh, “remote desert location...”. “..outside of Houston...”. Guess its been a while since I was in that area but dang!
🙏🇮🇱👍
Really. Nothing but swamp for 250 miles around Houston.
Most of the world is “outside of Houston”.
Here in the hills and hollers of WEST Virginia, I’m “outside of Houston”.
Technically ...
*I need to read this like I need hemorrhoids.*
I succumbed and read it. Mexican women-I don’t think so. He’s guilty of wanting the young stuff-not safe.
Ok so the prisons are overcrowded and she served only 7 years(of 20). Deportation was not an option. That’s the problem. This country needs her like those hemorrhoids I described.
Her sister works in a club in North Soho
The best defense is a good offense.
Ramon doesn’t need to worry anymore. She can’t cash cow him anymore and she’ll be a fool to try a 2nd attempt. He came out good- rid of her and she gets nothing in the divorce but some jail time and shame. Mundo is a keeper pal.
Mo Drama.
You gotta contract at least 5 murders to get the wholesale rate.
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