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Harding snuck out of the hotel via tunnel and died at the bar in the company of his mistress.

Harding had at least one mistress and at least one illegitimate child, but I doubt girlfriends traveled with him and his wife.

He wasn't Jack Kennedy for Pete's sake.

[chajin]

Ma, ma, where’s my pa?
Off to the White House, ha ha ha!

(That was a few decades before Harding.)

It was Washington who said we should not get entangled with foreign affairs, but he never said anything about domestic.