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To: lowbridge

A dystopian solution to the problem: lock the shoplifters in the freezers until they freeze to death. Then leave them there as a warning. Or something. Or just close the stores and abandon the markets. Leave it as a truly food/convenience/medicine desert. Normal people will continue to move out and it will die a slow and ugly death, as it deserves to. Lastly, seal off city hall sooner than later so all the a$$holes who caused this problem can’t leave, and they to succumb to their madness. Its only fair, isn’t it? Just sayin’.


4 posted on 07/20/2023 11:01:11 AM PDT by john drake (Lucius Accius-Roman,170 BC - "oderint dum metuant" translated "Let them hate so long as they fear")
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To: john drake

Actually, if the criminal predators aren’t dealt with, they just move to the next closest target.


7 posted on 07/20/2023 11:03:42 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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To: john drake

A 90% solution would be to pass a state law and hang signs at stores declaring it, that anybody caught shoplifting will be forced to take swimming lessons.


9 posted on 07/20/2023 11:06:01 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: john drake

“A dystopian solution to the problem: lock the shoplifters in the freezers until they freeze to death.”

Too unsanitary. How about this: haul the ones you catch out to the public square and force feed them pizza and ice cream until they expire. Repeat as necessary.

You want free food? You got it!


21 posted on 07/20/2023 12:30:00 PM PDT by Boogieman
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