With girls within ear shot, he would say he had something in his eye and “remove” his fake eye.
He would then wash it off in a glass of beer and pretend to place it back in his eye socket. Blink a few times and say all is good now with the girls staring at his face to compare the eyes.
A student in my high school had a glass eye...While we were all reading in Junior English class one day, he took his eye out and laid it on his desk...
A girl saw it and screamed out real loud...The teacher came over and jumped all over Tommy, asking what he thought he was doing...
He kinda grinned and said his eye was tired from so much reading, he thought he’d let it rest...
IT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!