Ramming cars and the tire iron thing is honorable mentiony, but throwing a BBQ at deputies?
That’s entertainment.
You are in the running for Florida Man of the year Florida Man.
One day in Basic Training there was a snap company formation in front of the barracks for everybody, nobody knew what it was for. We were waiting on the 1st Sergeant, none of drill sergeants seemed to know what it was about either in retrospect. He was known to be a bit unstable maybe. After a long time standing at parade rest, we kept hearing hearing yelling and strange banging noises emanating from the bowels of the barracks building. The drill sergeants kept milling around.
After a time, a large Speed Queen clothes washer appeared at the barracks door. ? ? Then, the 1st Sergeant appeared all exercised and irate, he picked it up and threw it off the steps. He was an old SOB, and not very big or anything. He was super pissed off.
What had happened, somebody had overloaded the machine with all their TA50 and burned up the motor, and we had to stand their and get our ass chewed out for destroying one of his beloved clothes washer. LOL, he was really torqued.