Utter nonsense
Posted on 06/05/2023 5:05:10 PM PDT by Third Person
LEDYARD, Conn. (WTNH) — A Ledyard man is accused of assaulting a woman with a gallon milk jug and then pouring the milk on her.
Responding officers said they saw milk covering the entire dining room area in the home.
Gregory Startz, 39, was taken into custody and charged with disorderly conduct.
He is set to appear in New London Superior Court on Monday.
mug shot at link, oh boy
She was lucky it was a milk jug and not a hammer.
Ledyard is casino territory.
She probably wanted 2% and he came home with whole milk and she called him a moron and he tossed the milk at her and told her to fu-get-about-it and she threw it back at him and he uncapped it poured it all over her.
Well, the story writes itself.
Thats kind of milkist...
“LEDYARD, Conn.”
is that in Florida?
Lived around there. EB shipyard, lived in Norwich.
Be happy that this is the worst assault you can get! Guess she’ll need insurance to get the rug cleaners out.
Sarcasm?
Seriously, it’s a township named for Colonel Ledyard, who led the locals against invading British at Ft. Griswold down at Groton, while Benedict Arnold attacked New London across river. Arnold came from Norwich where I lived.
Lots of graves in the region describe the subject patriot fighting “traitor Arnold” at that time. (I’m a graveyard nut and that was a huge pastime for me up there.)
I lived in Ledyard when I was stationed at the Groton sub base. (Subase New London)
Given the price of milk that is one expensive shot .....
hmmm ... ya think?
of course I can understand the confusion ...
I've noticed that repetitive one liners have just about taken over. So .... I try to make sure that I mingle a little “thought” with my posts
But I'm not above the occasional snarky one liner just to see if I can get in the door.
And what do you know ... all of a sudden I've been blessed with a tid bit of knowledge . Your a “graveyard nut “... in my youth I worked a survey crew .. I couldn't tell you the number of graveyards we came upon out in the middle of no where.
The old church yards were cool but it was the slave yards that were the most interesting. .... most developed over now,
a lot of history lost.
..... on topic ... yes a bit of sarcasm ... you know ...florida man ...etc... 8-)
I thought a thread about a guy pouring milk on his wife was a pretty good place to “one line”it.
” one expensive shot .....”
good thing they didn’t start throwing eggs ...
hmmmm ... a little flour and they could have had cake ...
It was self-defense. She had two milk jugs.
Utter nonsense
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