There are ‘other sites’?......................
An older guy was staring at him and the boy asked, "what are you looking at, old man?"
The man said, "I was in the Army stationed in Panama. One night I got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was wondering if you're my son."
I told the story on a gun forum. The thread got a bunch of likes, but then disappeared. And I got a demerit.