[Bookshelf]

While Michaela would claim we are a nation of bastards, I submit we have become a nation of bitches. For any American male who is contemplating marriage with an American female: caveat emptor.

[Night Hides Not]

The only advice I've given to my sons and nephews is: don't come to me for advice about women. However, if you do, avoid relationships with women who have 3 or more sisters. You will have no life outside that relationship.

My sons and nephews nodded sagely, they knew what I was talking about. They've lived with that situation their entire life, my wife's family consisted of 7 daughters and 3 sons.

lol