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The Stella Awards
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| 4/29/2023
| Jim Porter
Posted on 04/29/2023 7:45:19 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle
While a number of the awards confused even Harry Mudd his wife Stella had a good many things to say about idiots, fools, ne'er do wells, grifters, shysters and con men
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posted on
04/29/2023 9:49:36 AM PDT
by
Kartographer
(“We Mutually Pledge To Each Other Our Lives, Our Fortunes And Our Sacred Honor”)
To: sodpoodle
A few years ago, a friend of mine got a container of hot take-out soup from a restaurant she frequented. The same thing happened, it went right into her lap. She suffered serious burns as a result.
Everybody told her to sue, but she declined saying that it was her own fault. Even people working in the restaurant urged her to sue knowing that the insurance would cover it. She wouldn’t do it.
Honest people like her are few and far between.
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posted on
04/29/2023 9:50:03 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(Soros on assisting the Nazis with the Holocaust: "That's when my character was made.")
To: sodpoodle
From 1910:
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posted on
04/29/2023 10:33:54 AM PDT
by
nicollo
("I said no!")
To: Fresh Wind
i got pushed into traffic by a huge Coca Cola truck, with a baby in the belly and one in the back seat.
We only asked that they repair the car. My Motherin law was so pissed!
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posted on
04/29/2023 11:08:35 AM PDT
by
ronniesgal
(friends don't let friends be Kardashians)
To: Yo-Yo
I had to scroll and scroll before I found this.
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posted on
04/29/2023 11:13:10 AM PDT
by
Scarlett156
(My aluminum baseball bat keeps telling me it wants to talk to J3rry S3infeld. )
To: sodpoodle
Must have been a homemade garage door opener. All garage door openers I have seen and repaired have a emergency disconnect to raise the door manually.
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posted on
04/29/2023 11:27:32 AM PDT
by
philetus
(Keep doing what you always do and you'll eventually get what you deserve)
To: Scarlett156
I had to scroll and scroll before I found this. Yeah, I know I was late, and I expected someone to have beaten me to it.
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posted on
04/29/2023 11:28:28 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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