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“Uh, the effects from one volcanic eruption lasted 5 centuries. I’m through the bullshit flag on that one.”

Never forget the following.

1. Hot summer = Global Warming
2. Cool summer = Global Warming
3. Floods = Global Warming
4. Drought = Global Warming
5. Ice Age = Global Warming
6. End of Ice Age = Global Warming (this one is true but due to orbital mechanics in all probability)
7. Covid = Global Warming
8. All diseases = Global Warming
9. Earthquakes = Global Warming
10. My ex wife running around on me due to Global Warming.
I obviously was not hot enough for her and did not have enough global warming in me. I admit #10 is a scientific stretch of logic but I assure you 1-9 are proven science via Al Gore “Scientist in Chief and Pig.”

/Sarcasm exception #10