“At the close of this sweet and funny story of a singing elephant named Kevin who was tricked by a vulture named ‘Culture’ into thinking he might be a bird, the reader then asked the 300 children, ‘Do you think elephants can be birds, even if they strap on silly wings and a beak?
In unison, and with great laughter, all 300 children confessed with gusto, No!”
Very clever.....and that message was probably completely lost on the deviants that showed up uninvited.
The strap on strap off freaks who showed up clearly failed the "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader" challenge. Or even a 1st Grader.