Folks, it’s time to either use our hands, or use bidets.
South Park: Japanese Toilet
https://southpark.cc.com/episodes/9niic5/south-park-japanese-toilet-season-26-ep-3
Invest in corn cobs...............😳
Those things are great! My first exposure to one was in a Taipei hotel. A downside is that you need an outlet next to the toilet or run an extension cord across the bathroom to run it.
Have a cheap Japanes bidet toilet. Civilized and healthful.
Got a speeding ticket once in South Park CO.
PFAs are traceable because with modern chemical analysis you can find most anything in water and products.
Whether any of this is harmful is pure guesswork and proven by no scientific stuudies.
If they start looking at all of the potentially harmful chemicals in red wine, noone would ever drink it.