[Senormechanico]

Monte Python got it right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdf5EXo6I68

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I am so old that I can remember when that was satire.

BTW the wrist is a really bad place to check for a pulse in this type of situation because any number of things can block blood flow to limbs

Neck is best. Temple is good. Apical is good. Groin works but can lead to some misunderstandings.

All the rest are limb pulses and not to be trusted for a sign of life check.

[MikelTackNailer]

Good one from "Life of Brian" but they had a better one:

"The Meaning of Life: Live Organ Transplants"

(WARNING - Gruesome vivisection, uplifting Galaxy Song)