Hey, dude, here’s the thing. When you get crazy tattoos on your neck, you are screaming for people to look at you. When they do look at you, you suggest he attention is unwelcome, so why did you get crazy tattoos in the first place? Did you just want something to complain about?
Same thing goes for when you carry a machete. Stop carrying a machete into a store, and maybe people won’t call the cops on you.