[Celerity]

This headline is the best, Clearest most concise description of Lowell I’ve ever read.

[EEGator]

I, personally, would be concerned with any gonorrhea...

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don’t want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?

I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
And grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat

My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ca-ca-coccus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!

Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when I
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

[Fido969]

Huh. Showing up in the gay state.

[Gay State Conservative]

Ten bucks says that this is all brought to you by the Gay State’s large...and PROUD...faggot (and junkie) communities.

[logi_cal869]

Any denials by Fauci or EcoHealth Alliance? /s

[Fireone]

Is John Kerry back from Davos already?

[chopperk]

Thank Joe, Obozo, and Mayorkas for bringing in to the Country a new disease.

[Hatteras]

It's HONORIA...

[IYAS9YAS]

Concerning what? Or do they mean “a cause for concern” or “disconcerting?”

[TonyM]

NO! I refuse to wear a mask down there!

[Kenny Bania]

[metmom]

Is it really a newer, more virulent strain, or does it just appear that way because people’s immune systems have been so compromised by the vaxes, that they are incapable of dealing with it, so the disease is now manifesting as it did when it was first new in the population, until natural, herd immunity helped decrease it’s virulence in people?

[BobL]

“The novel strain has been seen in Asia-Pacific countries...”

Let me guess, the first case was a mile away from a Western-Built, Level-4 research facility in Wuhan, China.

[jerod]

So there are strains of gonorrhea that ‘aren’t’ concerning?

Pretty sure that if you’ve got the clap... It’s concerning no matter what the strain is.