On my bachelor party night my best man was told to park his van and we walked 5 miles home. (After we explained it was my bachelor party night).
The saintly Peace Officer who shall remain nameless said “if I see that van move before tomorrow morning I’m coming after both of you.”
My best man was totally pissed on that walk... but TBH he partied hardy...
“The saintly Peace Officer who shall remain nameless”
Now tell me he wasn’t someone’s dad...LOL??!!