Florida Man, NOW in Black!
He will be shitting white turds,but that’s alright. Bleach is used on ships and offshore platforms. Take seawater, make sodium hypochlorite by electrolysis, zap the human waste and other hydrocarbons and dump it back in the sea. How else do you think those huge cruise hips get rid of their human waste? The oceans would look and smell like a city sewerage plant if they did not use this technique.