Zelensky to Congress - Send Lawyers, Guns and Money

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[PK1991]

"I went home with the waitress, the way I always do How was I to know, she was with the Russians, too?"

[PK1991]

"And I'm hiding in Honduras I'm a desperate man Send lawyers, guns, and money The shit has hit the fan"

[Admin Moderator]

Why are you abusing the news forum?

[Starboard]

Lawyers, guns and money. Not necessarily in that order.

[Delta 21]

Now you went and done it.

[Spok]

The oligarchs like money, and they can sell the guns on the black market. Lawyers? That’s just for show.

[gloryblaze]

It’s five o’clock somewhere.

[Amendment10]

"Zelensky to Congress - Send Lawyers, Guns and Money"

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Patriots need to study Zelensky's approach to getting something out of Congress since Congress ignores citizens' votes.

[ganeemead]

Of all the mental aberrations in the world, chutzpah is the one normal people have the least easy time sympathizing with.

[PK1991]

That’s an interesting thought. I never heard that before.

[ganeemead]

[ganeemead]

I could watch a locomotive run over Zelensky and laugh about it...

[SaxxonWoods]

There’s a dearth of Ukraine War News on FR today. I’m reading articles about massive missile barrages; the photos show much destruction. Kyiv has no power.

Suddenly the war news isn’t fun.

[blueunicorn6]

Send em lawyers.

Lots of lawyers.

[ganeemead]

Sounds like the whole town (Kiev) has been cast into the outer darkness and the people reverted to troglodytes...

[ganeemead]

I mean those guys must be fumbling around in that outer darkness thinking something like:

"Gee, what a great guy that Commodomir Zelensky is, I mean a year ago we had electricity, wonder what that would be like...."

[mvonfr]

Kyiv has no power.

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So is most of the country right now.

And Kiev has no water either (you need electricity to pump water).

The good news for Zel is that it is quite warm there still, 27F.

[tlozo]

"Gee, what a great guy that Commodomir Zelensky is, I mean a year ago we had electricity, wonder what that would be like...."

Right, Ukrainians are blaming Zelensky for Russian missiles killing people and destroying infrastructure. Okay

3 people dead, 6 wounded in the Kyiv region as a result of massive rocket fire from the Russian terrorist state.

Residential Building Destroyed By Russian Rocket

[ga1948]

No, necessarily in that order! Send 90% of our plaintiff’s lawyers, and criminal defense lawyers to the Ukraine; they can be retrained as soldiers!

[ganeemead]

The k-drones do not use rocket engines, just a little 2-stroke horizontally opposed 4-cylinder engine around the size of a basketball that drives the things at around 110 mph. Isn't it grand, the fearless nazi hohos and the mighty nato war machine humbled by a $5000 toy airplane!!

You might want to buy a couple of the same kinds of things for your kids for Christmas!

[tlozo]

Its reported 70 missiles were fired at Ukraine, from Tu-95MS missile-carrying aircraft and rocket boats in the Black Sea. Missiles were Kh-101/Kh-555 and Kalibr missiles.