Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Who leaves their Maserati unlocked with keys in it??
1 posted on 10/03/2022 12:34:40 PM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies ]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-39 next last
To: ChicagoConservative27

Did it do 185?


2 posted on 10/03/2022 12:35:05 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ChicagoConservative27

An Idiot.


3 posted on 10/03/2022 12:35:30 PM PDT by Howie66 (Let's Go Brandon!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ChicagoConservative27

Some crimes are self punishing. Too bad they didn’t all go up in a ball of flames.

L


4 posted on 10/03/2022 12:35:50 PM PDT by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ChicagoConservative27

One future felon down the tubes.


5 posted on 10/03/2022 12:35:59 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ( We need to “build back better” on the bones and ashes of those forcing us to “Build Back Better.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ChicagoConservative27
"Who leaves their Maserati unlocked with keys in it??"

A former owner of a Maserati.
6 posted on 10/03/2022 12:36:35 PM PDT by Steve_Seattle
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ChicagoConservative27

Leaving one’s Maserati unlocked with the keys in it?! Unbelievable.


9 posted on 10/03/2022 12:37:51 PM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ChicagoConservative27

His stolen Maserati goes 185.

He lost his life, now he don’t drive.


11 posted on 10/03/2022 12:39:09 PM PDT by Round Earther
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ChicagoConservative27
Who leaves their Maserati unlocked with keys in it??

Someone who likes to see potential Darwin award winners try out for the award?

13 posted on 10/03/2022 12:40:11 PM PDT by ChuckHam
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ChicagoConservative27

Didn’t read the article (of course); did it say where the car was? Maybe it was in a valet parking lot in which case the valet now has problems.


15 posted on 10/03/2022 12:40:30 PM PDT by decal (They won't stop, so they'll have to be stopped)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ChicagoConservative27

Are they going to trot out this guy’s mother, and have her wail that he was a good boy, turning life around, the whole 9 yards???


16 posted on 10/03/2022 12:40:40 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ChicagoConservative27

Reminds me of the time about 20 years ago when I came out of a Pier 1 store and there was a Maserati parked next to my Geo Metro. Standing next to it was a distinguished-looking older couple who were calling for a tow truck because the Maserati wouldn’t start. I wished them well and drove off, as they seemed to have the situation under control.


17 posted on 10/03/2022 12:41:26 PM PDT by Steve_Seattle
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ChicagoConservative27

0 to dead in 2.4 seconds.


18 posted on 10/03/2022 12:41:36 PM PDT by loucon (Vaccination by choice is freedom. Vaccination by mandate is ... well you know ... that thing ... )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ChicagoConservative27

21 posted on 10/03/2022 12:42:02 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ChicagoConservative27

Tragic, tragic loss.

Of a really nice car.


24 posted on 10/03/2022 12:45:18 PM PDT by DarrellZero
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ChicagoConservative27

I saw a Maserati a couple of weeks ago. It was ugly. Looked almost like a Hyundai or something. Not what I expected.


26 posted on 10/03/2022 12:47:30 PM PDT by real saxophonist (Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ChicagoConservative27

He couldn’t get a good trade-in price on a new Tesla, thus...leaving the keys in it over night.

Worked out better than he hoped as he helped clean up the world.


35 posted on 10/03/2022 12:59:32 PM PDT by moovova
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ChicagoConservative27

Group?......................


36 posted on 10/03/2022 1:06:11 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ChicagoConservative27

There’s a documentary on Netflix about “The Bling Ring” (Southern California teens who burglarized celebrity homes). In the film, one of the ringleaders recounts stealing cars (and burglarizing the contents therein) at parties in the Hollywood hills and mentions that the highest-end vehicles were the mostly likely to be unlocked.


38 posted on 10/03/2022 1:16:05 PM PDT by irishjuggler
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ChicagoConservative27

An idiot.


39 posted on 10/03/2022 1:21:56 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith….)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ChicagoConservative27

Leaving it unlocked with the keys in it are likely and should be grounds to disallow an insurance claim (since maybe the owner wanted it to be stolen?).


40 posted on 10/03/2022 1:24:59 PM PDT by Reno89519 (FJB. Respect America, Embrace America, Buy American, Hire American.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-39 next last

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson