My wife’s and friend snuck some durian into a motel and after feasting through the remains in a hall trash container. They fell asleep to be awakened by the fire alarm. They rushed out in their pj’s and joined the crowd watching the fire department crew. Someone had called in a gas leak!
wife’s SISTER
ROFL! How funny! Raw durian smells more like poop to me, but also has that gas leak odor to it. Maybe it has to do with ripeness? And they got to act all innocent, lol. What a fun story.
Microwaved exploded durian smells like the stinkiest poop ever from two blocks away and becomes eye-wateringly unbearable the closer you get to the scene of the crime. At three blocks away, my friend and I thought we smelled a gas leak. Two blocks away, we thought a sewer had erupted. One block away, we thought someone planted a bomb in a sewer and there had been a massive poop explosion. Closer, and we entered the toxic poop cloud, never to be same again. (cue Twilight Zone music).