Monkeys kill again in India: Farmer, 52, is attacked by troop of 30 enraged primates before plunging to his death from a roof

Daily Mail ^ | 6 September 2022 | OLIVIA DEVEREUX-EVANS

[GingisK]

Now they should know why high capacity magazines are required. Spiff happens.

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Humm. Lead Story..."Hundreds of monkeys in India fall dead from Monkey pox!"

Poisoned Monkey! Bad Dates!

https://www.flandershealth.us/toxic-effects/symptoms-and-detection-of-strychnine-poisoning.html

[scrabblehack]

http://www.coastalnoise.com/blog/the-monkey-water-banana-experiment

[Fury]

Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!

[dfwgator]

[Boogieman]

When seconds count, bigger monkeys are minutes away.

[Blood of Tyrants]

When you believe monkeys are gods........

[saleman]

For close range I’d recommend a 12 ga with 4 shot.

22 lr sounds about perfect too. I’d want a semi-auto. With a scope. My eyes not worth a damn for iron sights.

[hardspunned]

“when the angry primates charged him.”

Normal occurrence on Chicago’s Miracle Mile these days.

[bigbob]

did he die FROM monkeys or WITH monkeys?

[Deaf Smith]

>>in a red state here

There is a interview with Nolan Ryan on the sport show The Ticket about snow monkeys in Texas.

If someone is inclined to post it, search Nolan Ryan and snow monkeys.

And yes, it was legal for land owners to shoot the trespassing monkeys

[Allegra]

Here we come…walking down the street
We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet.

Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys
And people say we monkey around,
But we’re too busy singing
To put anybody down.

You know that we want to
Do what we like to do,
The only time we get restless
Is around something new

Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys
And people say we monkey around,
But we’re too busy singing
To put anybody down.

[Dave911]

Time to put a bounty on the little delinquents. Seems like a good thinning is in order.

[Deplorable American1776]

Did they learn from the Clintons? Sounds like the next Arkancide victim could be suicide by monkeys? 🤓

[jagusafr]

“We ain’t played Cowboys and Monkeys yet...”

[Empire_of_Liberty]

I usually leave a trail of cookies that leads to the road, so that they get run over. ;)

[Manic_Episode]

You just need to kill the leader and become the new monkey king like the dude from Sands Of The Kalahari....

[Bulwyf]

Yes, I feel as if I have a solution for this.

[sauropod]

Bkmk