[Harmless Teddy Bear]

A few years after we were married I found a bartender trying to flirt with my husband.

I say it that way because despite everything she was doing it was clearly going over his dear, oblivious head without even ruffling his hair.

I walked up and put my hand on his arm with my wedding ring clearly on display.

Bartender went into professional mode.

When I later teased him about it he said, "who?"

I explained and he got a confused look on his face, "But, I'm married!"

In his mind she could have only been being polite because anything else was unthinkable.

I did leave her a nice tip.

Can't fault her taste. :)

[Redcitizen]

Your husband deserves a nice reward! 👍

[OldMissileer]

A few years after we were married I found a bartender trying to flirt with my husband. I say it that way because despite everything she was doing it was clearly going over his dear, oblivious head without even ruffling his hair.

I was married when I went to college and ROTC. I was older than all but two cadets because I was prior Enlisted. Anyway, some females coming into the Detachment were there to get their Mrs. degree rather than a Commission and one of them tried to do everything in her power to seduce me and take me away from my wife. I always played dumb and oblivious because it deflected her attention and didn't cause a stir within the Cadet Corps. She even tried to flirt with me in front of my wife (my wife was an E5 and stationed at a Bomb Wing a couple hours away while I finished college). My wife would laugh at it because she knew full well I was ignoring the poor girl.

I was never oblivious, I just acted dumb to keep the peace and make the young girl think I was too dull to notice her.

By the way, that girl snagged some other younger schmuck and left college entirely when he earned his Commission. Never heard of them again.